Why dont girls leave me alone?

They bother me alot? I am Engaged to myself? Im very happy problem is girls dont leave me alone? They say YOU dont know what your missing,etc? And try to annoy me and constantly WAIL AT ME? I give them body languge that says DONT BOTHER ME IM EATING LIKE THE CARLS JR COMMERCIAL? but they keep trying to go home with me,etc? Whats the deal?